Step one;First thing first merch yourself up in guinness attire.
Step two; Pick up any celebrational giftage from parents. If you get a guinness glass add it to the collection.
Step three; Go to pub and forget camera
Step four;Alchohol makes u hungry, guinness makes you full. Alchohol always wins so perchase fast food.
Step Five;Wind down to a weak childlike cartoon such as spongebob as thats all your mind can handle.